Censored Loser Porn

Here is copy and paste from https://beckyembers.com/sph-lines/

that I thought you need to read!

Make him watch.

1. Put your hands by your side. Don’t touch it.
2. Does it turn you on to see me cum? It’s a good thing I got a dildo that can do it so that you can see it. You’re welcome, you dickless piece of shit.
3. Hold the dildo steady, faggot. I’m trying to get a proper fuck, for once.
4. Put it inside of me. The dildo, bitch! Not your worm!
5. You’re lucky to have privilege to touch that little cock in the presence of my pussy – a pussy you will never have, again.
6. Go on. Rub it. Rub your little worm while I get a proper fucking.
7. See that? See what it looks like for my dildo to spread me open – to make me cum like a man can make me cum?
8. Go get a cup to drink from. You’re gonna see what a real orgasm looks like for the first time and you’re going to taste every drop, you sissy.
9. Shall I call your name while I climax? “Oh, Needle-dick! Oh, NEEDLE-DICK! OH, NEEDLE-DICK!”
10. Did you enjoy that, my pet? Yeah, you did. Too bad no one could tell by looking at your rock-hard little baby-cock.

Make him pay.

1. From now on, I’m whoring myself out on the streets. I gotta get paid or laid. Either you pay me $200 per night for my time and my pretty pussy or I get it from someone else. Your choice.
2. I added some dildos on my Amazon.com cart. Get on there and check out with your credit card, needle-dick.
3. You will lick that pussy or these pictures are going to your friend, Brian. Look, I have them in a text on your phone.
4. I need $200 to pay the neighbor for giving me a real dicking while you were at work. I’m not joking. Get your fucking wallet and go over there and pay him. And say “thank you.”
5. At least you make good money, you sissy little bitch. All the men I know are saying how nice our house is…the mail-man, the UPS guy, the FedEx guy, the neighbor in the wheelchair, the handyman, the gardener…
6. This is my girlfriend Susan from college. I told her you would give her your AmEx card or a fucking, whichever she prefers. Go ahead and pull down your pants so she can choose…
7. If you want to keep getting blowjobs, it’s going to cost you a hundred bucks, each. I’ll blow your cousin for free, though. His is amazing.
8. Give me your debit card, we’re going to the male strip club. Put this dress on and let’s go, little girl.
9. Give me the keys to your car. No, not the van, the mid-life crisis mobile. When you can make me cum with your mouth, you can have it back. Let’s go, puppy. LICK!
10. Either I get a new kitchen or a boyfriend with at least a six-incher. What’s it going to be?

Make it about work.

1. Do you think Mr. Gregory knows? I bet he does. He’s packing heavy, I can tell. I should have married him. Do you think his wife is satisfying him?
2. I want you to invite your boss over for a meal. I’ll be having sausage.
3. I ran into Tom’s wife at the grocery store. She seemed pretty happy. She says that he gives it to her until she can’t walk right. Probably just to rub it in my face. Lucky bitch.
4. No wonder you never had a promotion. You should stuff a sock in it so I can start getting some real money.
5. I hate being your wife. The only thing I look forward to in a year is your office christmas party when I play secret Santa to all your co-workers.
6. Dude, you’re the only uncircumcised guy at your office. How do I know? Uhhhhhh…
7. Don’t you love inside jokes? Too bad yours is too small to be inside anyone. BURN! I’m calling your secretary. She’ll love that one.
8. I love how you claim to always be “hard at work”. Son, you’re not hard, ANYWHERE.
9. Do you try to just keep your eyes down in urinals?
10. I hear they call your friend “Long Dong Silver” at work. Do they call you “Rowboat”?

Use props.

1. Hold my butt-plug next to your cock. See? Even the things I stuff in my ass are bigger than you!
2. I could fuck you. Or I could stick this baby carrot inside of me… Mmmmm… Ohhhhh…. yeah… Oh, baby-carrot!
3. Hold me, Teddy. (At least I can strap a proper dick onto you, unlike my loser husband.)
4. I love it when you talk dirty. Talk dirty to my Raggedy Ann. I’m not joking. Talk dirty to her while you fuck her little raggedy doll pussy and give mine a break.
5. I had Chinese for lunch. Looks like the chopsticks and I are having Chinese for dinner…
6. Oh, you don’t like it when I put a cucumber inside of me? Afraid I’ll stretch out even more?
7. Hand me your phone. I want your sister to hear what you sound like when you whine about my making you watch me.
8. I can’t believe the kids broke my ruler! It still has five inches on it, though. We’ve got this.
9. What do you mean “bone press”?
10. Think of it this way! That’s like 12 centimeters! Hooray metric system!

Bring an ex into it.

1. Is this why Jessica left you? Was she cheating on you with a man who had a dick?
2. Hold on. I’m gonna take a picture and send it to Paula and ask her why she didn’t warn me.
3. Samantha was right. You really are a pitiful, useless, dickless man-child.
4. Am I supposed to be a lesbian who like clitties and titties? Are the girls who fucked you all secret lesbians?
5. How are you not a virgin? Melissa actual took pity on that piece of pussy-meat and make you into a man?
6. No wonder you look at gay porn. You’re pretty much a girl. Oh, yes, Jenna told me all about the gay porn thing.
7. Did Mandy used to suck on this? This little thing? Oh, did she tell you it was big? MY God, that girl is a saint!
8. I hate to break it to you, but your ex’s didn’t leave you because you’re fat and unemployed. They left you because you’re a pathetic excuse for a man-baby.
9. Jenna was telling me that she loved vacations with you, your car, all the sweet things you did for her. She’d still be with you if she hadn’t upgraded to men with dicks.
10. I saw “asian teen fuck” in your web browser history. Which is funny because mine has a hundred hits for “how to not lose your mind when you realize you will never cum on a cock, ever again”

Make it about you.

1. Wow! Looks like another lovely night in the tub with my vibrator.
2. What am I supposed to do? Watch you play by yourself?
3. I should have married Tim. He doesn’t have a job or a life or a nice body but at least he can do me somewhere besides the butt.
4. I just love being your girlfriend. Except that I miss being with men.
5. You have never made me cum properly and you never will.
6. I know you think that I take forever to cum. But I last less than three minutes with your co-workers. Which reminds me: Steve is coming over.
7. I thought I was a closet lesbian for years. Turns out it was just that my boyfriend has a clitoris.
8. My pussy is getting wet. Is yours?
9. My boyfriend has at least 4 inches on you!
10. I ate a baby shrimp this size once. On a date. With a real man. While you were jerking it at home – alone.

Make it about family.

1. Did your Mom drink a lot? How did she make a tiny-dick baby with a tiny-dick guy?
2. Your Mom really likes Asian guys, huh?
3. Your mother used to laugh in diaper changes, I bet.
4. Ouch, someone’s mommy didn’t make him eat his Wheaties.
5. Are you sure you were meant to be a boy? Did your Mommy get it checked by a doctor?
6. WTF happened to you? Your brother’s is so big!
7. I know your Dad is packing…your Mom’s UPS guy must be fucking rich.
8. Your sister told me she saw you in the shower in High School – that’s why she’s a dyke, now.
9. I love fucking you, baby…It reminds me of fucking your sister.
10. Did your Dad ever make your Mom take you to the ladies’ bathroom, instead?

Roleplay.

1. Gee, Mister. I know it’s swim class and all…
2. Listen, asshole: you’re not getting a second date with me unless you can bring a man to show agirl a go0d time, too.
3. Hey, little brother, go on and make your little boy sissy stick cum.
4. Want to see your little cock, disappear? Boop! Mommy made baby’s wittle bitty dicklet disappear!
5. Come on. If you want to get a passing grade in my class, little man, you’ll show me you’re not completely worthless.
6. Mom knows I saw it. She promised me real boys have bigger ones. I still don’t want you sneaking into my room and playing dress-up in my clothes and stretching them out.
7. You pervert! I’m telling Pastor Rick and you’ll never get to sing in the sunday choir with us, again! Not to mention that no one will ever want to date you from this Church, again!
8. I was showing my sister your dick pics. We laughed for hours. Your secret’s not safe with her. I’m being a sweetheart to you, right now. She’s a bitch and a gossip.
9. You like taking the Ice Queen’s dick in your back door? Yeah, you do, you fairy princess. That’s why you’re rubbing your little fairy pussy. (Pegging and strapon play melds nicely into SPH and I find that most men are into the idea of it, secretly.)
10. Come on, baby. Make a nice little one for Mommy. Show Mommy you can be a big, big boy. (Again: it’s just roleplay!)

Make it a marathon (make a femdom “tease” into full-blown SPH stories)

1. Put my panties on…look in the mirror…say “I’m pretty”…you wanna cum? Cum inside my panties?…don’t you dare, pervert!
2. These are the normal condoms…put it on…look at that! Look how baggy it is! Jerk it for me and fill it with cum…good…now put that condom to your lips and drink it.
3. This year, just get me something small for our anniversary…no, honey, I meant like earrings or something…
4. I’m trying to enjoy the little things in life…apparently so are you…okay, stop crying…No, seriously.
5. No wonder you act like such a big dick…it’s to compensate or distract, right?
6. Was there a small penis contest I wasn’t told about?…No? Let’s go online and find one.
7. What really sucks is that you’re so tall, too! It only makes it worse.
8. Did you know that cigarettes stunt your penis development? Well, I don’t think thay’ve proven that, but I know you used to smoke…
9. It’s not that you’re so small, it’s that I’m so stretched out because I am such a tramp. Bwahahaha, just kidding. I guess I might as well be, now!
10. Make it move for me…do some jumping jacks or something…

Make it hilarious (craft your own SPH stories)

1. Gee, Papa Smurf! I can’t even feel that!
2. And I ordered these condoms from China! Bwaha!
3. I have to laugh at how you’re such a dumbfuck racist and homophobe. Since I prefer fucking Asian dudes over your faggy little bean.
4. Who circumcised you, Edward Scissorhands?
5. Must be convenient to take your fishing tackle with you, wherever you go!
6. Did you do something as a child to piss off God?
7. I only have normal-size condoms! Can you make balloon animals?
8. It’s not you, it’s me – I’m a bitch when it comes to small dicks.
9. Did you vote for Trump?
10. I told you to quit the steroids…you never listen…

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